![]() At times, I am so pent up with their languour that I could scruff hold of any two of them and bang their noddles together until their doodles drop off! If one is a stupid, inconsiderate and lazy man, one can fit as a round peg in a snug round hole. ![]() They 'ardly never wobble.Ĭaptain Nolan: There is no place happier than a cavalry mess. What you sergeants will never seem to understand is the state of responsibility that an hofficer is in. Mogg: Ah, but there is no such thing as a wobbly hofficer. Recruits in England are mostly wobbly and ill-formed. Riding-master Mogg: What is the condition of them? TSM Corbett: They're all wobbly-boned. ![]() Metcalfe: I'm a bad character, just out of gaol! TSM Corbett: In that case, you've already served Her Majesty! Lord Cardigan's Cherrybums - follow me! TSM Corbett: I thought you had, by the fine way you carry yourself. Are you respectable? Mitchell: I've often thought of enlisting. Out mounts is mastered and mannered, gentle in ride.calm in battle, and our officers just whisper, they being of the opinion, like to myself, that more can be done glorious by leading from the front than can ever be brought off by prods up the arse from the rear! Hold your head up, sir! I believe you would look a rare treat in stable dress. God bless him! Our dress is bright and warm. Ah! And escort to Prince Albert on the occasion of his wedding, after which he called us His Own. Good! If they can't fornicate, they can't fight, and if they don’t fight hard, I'll flog their backs raw, for all their fine looks! A master cutler sharps their swords, and I keep 'em tight-stitched, cut to a shadow. Ten thousand a year out of me own pocket I spend to clothe 'em. I am Lord Cardigan, that is what! Them Cherrybums, you see 'em tight, my Cherrybums, I keep 'em tight. No damn business of anyone, what is what. ![]() That grand heroic moment - The Charge of the Light Brigade! ( taglines) Dialogue Lord Cardigan: I do not propose to recount my life in any detail, what is what. ![]()
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